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$700 billion doesnt go as far as it used to!   
Posted by Kellie Farthing (Hot Chocolate) November 22, 2009, 9:30 AM  comments (0)

But, you know, when I'm drivin' and lookin' in the passenger side rear view mirror, I can see that it's larger than it appears! Hmmmm?   
Posted by Bronco Betty January 10, 2010, 2:38 PM  comments (0)

Do you know the way to San Jose? Do, do, do, do, dodo da doo da dooooo!   
Posted by Bronco Betty January 10, 2010, 2:40 PM  comments (0)

not much to say about this   
Posted by Guest736262 August 26, 2010, 10:08 AM  comments (0)

Any Problem with me topping off this load with some illegal immigrants or China Imports? Click: Don Mashak - The Cynical Patriot   
Posted by The Cynical Patriot December 2, 2009, 6:16 PM  comments (0)

man thats so high priced cargo!   
Posted by Kellie Farthing (Hot Chocolate) November 19, 2009, 8:18 PM  comments (1)

there has to be at least two jobs in there for us...right?   
Posted by Jake Brenner November 19, 2009, 12:30 PM  comments (0)

i guess it was a rainy day for all of us eeh!! :P   
Posted by Guest574276 December 16, 2009, 7:43 AM  comments (0)

They say sometimes the best gifts come in small packages! HAHA Wait until you see the Social Security Fund Package... let me pull it out of my back pocket!   
Posted by Elizabeth Quezada November 25, 2009, 2:08 AM  comments (0)

I'll trade ya that box for your shirt   
Posted by Jake Brenner November 19, 2009, 12:39 PM  comments (0)

Boss told me deliveries will pick up once Iran attacks Pearl Harbor. .   
Posted by mikeenderle(hot chocolate) November 22, 2009, 3:02 AM  comments (0)

Ya well you should have seen the size of the unemployment box I just dropped off!   
Posted by fpompa (oneders) December 2, 2009, 2:06 PM  comments (0)

its called allocative efficiency smart ass   
Posted by C. Tyler Wingo (team 5) November 17, 2009, 8:13 PM  comments (0)

I swear it's THIS huge...   
Posted by Kevin Taylor (Wyld Stallyunzzz) November 17, 2009, 10:19 PM  comments (1)

My job may get outsourced along with all of the other boxes.   
Posted by Jim Castignani (Chronic) November 17, 2009, 9:38 PM  comments (0)

Bigger trucks you can believe in...   
Posted by Kevin Taylor (Wyld Stallyunzzz) November 17, 2009, 10:18 PM  comments (0)

ba da ba ba bahhh i'm lovin it   
Posted by Rachel Rossicone (Chronic) November 18, 2009, 9:36 AM  comments (0)

This truck is too big to fail...   
Posted by Kevin Taylor (Wyld Stallyunzzz) November 17, 2009, 10:19 PM  comments (0)

I just farted.   
Posted by Kevin Taylor (Wyld Stallyunzzz) November 17, 2009, 10:19 PM  comments (0)

Not exactly the 'hope' I promised, huh?   
Posted by Kevin Taylor (Wyld Stallyunzzz) November 17, 2009, 10:18 PM  comments (0)

We might even be able to fit a Health Care Plan right next to that one.   
Posted by Jim Castignani (Chronic) November 17, 2009, 6:57 PM  comments (0)

That's right...and this is only the first shipment. Wait until I get re-elected.   
Posted by Jarod Knight [Merry Marketers] November 18, 2009, 12:22 AM  comments (0)

that package must be extremely important...   
Posted by Rachel Rossicone (Chronic) November 18, 2009, 9:31 AM  comments (0)

This truck burns the oil my Prius saves!   
Posted by Kevin Taylor (Wyld Stallyunzzz) November 17, 2009, 10:19 PM  comments (0)

Yea and I can't figure out how to unchain the dang thing either   
Posted by Greg Lance November 17, 2009, 11:30 PM  comments (0)

You should see the bailout truck!   
Posted by elizabethBEAL November 17, 2009, 11:33 AM  comments (0)

Precious cargo.   
Posted by Amanda Mullen (Chronic) November 17, 2009, 8:55 PM  comments (0)

There's plenty of room there for oil.   
Posted by Jim Castignani (Chronic) November 17, 2009, 7:01 PM  comments (0)

kevin taylor is hacking   
Posted by Greg Lance November 17, 2009, 11:28 PM  comments (1)

such a big truck for such a small package? are you trying to prove something..?   
Posted by Lauren Mutch (USS Enterprise) November 17, 2009, 3:12 PM  comments (0)

My name is Stimulus Bill.   
Posted by Alex Kemp - Fab 4 November 17, 2009, 6:39 PM  comments (0)

You REALLY thought there would be more?! Hahahaha...ok, caught my breath...Sign Please.   
Posted by Alli Stokes- (Scrubinator) November 17, 2009, 6:56 PM  comments (0)

Ya, I guess it did look better on paper.   
Posted by Mike_Keenan_SEIS_AMIGOS November 17, 2009, 2:23 PM  comments (0)

Looks like I might have lost a few boxes along the way...   
Posted by Alex Kemp - Fab 4 November 17, 2009, 6:48 PM  comments (0)

She ran out of gas days ago   
Posted by ryan ansari November 17, 2009, 3:38 PM  comments (0)

This reminds me of your Social Security shipment.   
Posted by Jim Castignani (Chronic) November 17, 2009, 7:54 PM  comments (0)

Gov't says that's all i can fit.   
Posted by Alisa Henderson (French Toast Mafia) November 18, 2009, 7:32 AM  comments (0)

I promise... they'll be on the next truck coming in. Yes We Can.   
Posted by Julianne Strom (Scrubinator) November 17, 2009, 6:32 PM  comments (0)

Got any CHANGE for the toll booth?   
Posted by GiorgioLavezzo (Seis Amigos) November 17, 2009, 2:04 PM  comments (0)

Joe, we need more packages!   
Posted by Nima Salke Seis Amigos November 17, 2009, 2:23 PM  comments (1)

It's a really heavy box.   
Posted by Alex Kemp - Fab 4 November 17, 2009, 6:23 PM  comments (0)

they bought the truck in january.   
Posted by Guest560434 November 17, 2009, 2:30 PM  comments (0)

Where do you want it?   
Posted by Leilani (USSEnt.) November 17, 2009, 12:48 PM  comments (0)

Obama: "Don't I look good in a trucker hat?"   
Posted by Alex Kemp - Fab 4 November 17, 2009, 7:56 PM  comments (0)

can you tell me where monster.com is?   
Posted by Christina Venezia (Sec. C) November 17, 2009, 7:40 PM  comments (0)

That's what she said...   
Posted by Dr. Arturo Castro (Victory) November 17, 2009, 6:02 PM  comments (0)

Can I ask you a question? What was manufacturing?   
Posted by sundeep Gill(EZ Company) November 17, 2009, 11:34 AM  comments (0)

It may not be big, but believe me its heavy as hell!   
Posted by kselke November 17, 2009, 3:07 PM  comments (0)

You look surprised...   
Posted by Amanda Rosin--Scubinator November 17, 2009, 7:07 PM  comments (0)

so this is it, i wouldn't be on the look out for anything else very soon...   
Posted by Lindsey McQuaid (Team Oneders) November 17, 2009, 2:59 PM  comments (0)

I guess someone didn't try to overcompensate for the size of his package...   
Posted by Micaela Hichborn (Team Bonzai) November 17, 2009, 1:55 PM  comments (0)

Obama ended torture, most jobs are torture.   
Posted by sundeep Gill(EZ Company) November 17, 2009, 11:40 AM  comments (0)

Luckily they are paying me by the axel!   
Posted by Colby Daines(The High Fives) November 17, 2009, 5:06 PM  comments (0)

The truck's a hybrid too!   
Posted by elizabethBEAL November 17, 2009, 11:32 AM  comments (0)

Please accept this token gift from our leaders on Wall Street.   
Posted by Gilbert Bateson November 13, 2009, 6:38 AM  comments (0)

"I'm gonna need you to sign for this . . .""sounds broken"   
Posted by ShaneTraver(victory) November 17, 2009, 12:45 PM  comments (0)

You were expecting more?   
Posted by Kathryn Gardella (Sec. C) November 17, 2009, 7:17 PM  comments (0)

Can you please give me some directions? Sorry, this package wasn't meant for you.   
Posted by Leilani (USSEnt.) November 17, 2009, 12:51 PM  comments (0)